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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 15:59
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
What historical event or person have you surprised hasn't been made into a Hollywood movie yet?
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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